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November 01, 2007
The War on Bacon
First they came for the smokers
But I was not a smoker, so I did not speak out
Then they came for the movie theater popcorn
But I no longer attend the movies, so I did not speak out
Then they came for the Hardee's Thickburger
But there is no Hardee's in Maine, so I did not speak out
Then they came for the bacon
And I finally got mad enough to say 'you can take my bacon when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers, you miserable nanny-staters!'
Posted by slublog at November 1, 2007 09:41 PM
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Mmmm, Thickburgers.
Posted by: MainiacJoe at November 1, 2007 09:53 PM
Heh, good post, thanks for the link Slubbo.
Posted by: sinistar at November 1, 2007 10:45 PM
Well, I live in STL, and we have a bunch of Hardees. Come to think of it, that may be why we are usually ranked in the top 3 (or bottom, if you want to look at it that way) fattest cities in America.
Posted by: eddiebear at November 2, 2007 12:22 AM