Oh boy, China. Now, are we talking the China side of the lake or the Vassalboro side? The Neck Road side, or the Lakeview Drive side? Either way, the water is both warm and filthy.

Anyway, I'll try to be nice now and suggest that, should you make it into Waterville, you try eating at the Freedom Cafe. It's southern cooking so good that I literally cried the first time I ate there. And by "cried" I mean "started hollering so loudly they had to call the police." Good stuff, dude. Good stuff.