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March 18, 2005

A-Woo! Moonbats of D.C.!

(With apologies to the late Warren Zevon)

I saw a moonbat with the Constitution in her hand,
On the Capitol steps tryin' to make a stand
She was lookin' for a TV camera to bug
Gonna tell 'em all about her big plan
Awoooo! Moonbats of DC
Awoooo!
Whoooo! Moonbats of DC
Awoooo!

If you hear her howling 'bout those nominees
Better just listen up
Lots of nominees got denied a vote the last term
Moonbats of DC again
Awoooo! Moonbats of DC
Awoooo!
Whoooo! Moonbats of DC
Awoooo!

She's the scary looking Sen. who ran amuck in Jan
Lately she's been seen a lot with MoveOn.
Better stay away from them!
They'll take your brain out, Sen.
Ha! Guess we should have warned you sooner.
Awoooo! Moonbats of DC
Awoooo!
Whoooo! Moonbats of DC
Awoooo!

Well I saw Boxer walking with the Kleagle
Doin the Moonbat of DC
I saw Harry Reid walking with the Kleagle
Doin the Moonbat of DC
I saw a Moonbat in the fever swamps of DU.com
His prose was perfect...HA!
Awoooo! Moonbats of DC
Filibuster...
Awoooo!

Posted by slublog at March 18, 2005 08:22 AM

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Cute. I like it. I needed a chuckle to take my mind off the Schiavo travesty.

Posted by: keggin at March 18, 2005 05:33 PM

Thanks. That's partially why I wrote it. Having it up almost makes me feel guilty, though, since it seems too un-serious...but I kept it up because dwelling on the depressing would be too much.

Posted by: Peter at March 18, 2005 05:47 PM

I like it. I sometimes wonder just what Boxer, et al, use for brains. What ever it is, I don't really think it is grey. Joe

Posted by: Joe Elkins at March 18, 2005 11:43 PM

I have a few questons:
1- Just who are these people?
2- Where do they come from?
3- How did they grow up in this country and not know anything about our history?
4- Why do they find it necessary to reinvent this country?
5- What is wrong with it now, seeing how hundreds of thousands of good men and women have died to defend it?
6- Are they all wrong to have done so?
7- Are we wrong to believe that we are the luckiest people in the world to be able to say that we are Americans?

Not a day goes by that I don't ask myself the same question; who are these people?

Posted by: Denny Mattheis at March 19, 2005 08:52 AM

Dude, you have the Right-Wing-Deathbeast-Radio underground Hit of the Year, here. I'm serious.

Someone like that parody composer on Limbaugh's show should record this, and broadcast it to us masses. If I had the digital equipment and could play the piano, I'd do it myself.

Warren Z. is either laughing himself silly or tossing in his grave... whichever, RIP to him.

--furious

Posted by: furious_a at March 19, 2005 11:59 AM

Clever limerick
However, it's easy for you to call boxer a wdc moonbat; I live in California and know she's a California moonbat who took advantage of our state's lax immigration laws and came here as an illegal alien from New York. She won reelection last year by more than two million votes; I live in the most conservative part of California and my neighbors think the LAPD framed OJ, and that Condi Rice was treated cordially by Boxer in recent senate hearings.
Do you start to see the problem here?

Tom York
Newport Beach, California

Posted by: Tom York at March 19, 2005 02:32 PM

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